Today

we blue the wind
we discovered a new dinosaur
we listened to an argument
we cramped our nipples
we made matches

Today

we mourned the death of a dictionary
we were checked out from afar
we plotted against a flower
we were shot in the eyes
we compared heels

Today

we bowled a bad ball
we doctored a suicide bomber
we were mightily impressed with ourselves
we threw stones in glass houses
we dried our backs

Today

we completed a poem
we toasted a happy couple
we answered no questions about bodies of water
we had visions of the past
we bent a hedge

Today

we spoke Italian
we purged our feet
we faced a demon
we were loved a hundred times more than all the planets
we faked it

Today

we planned ahead
we got a visitor’s pass to hell
we listened to snoring parakeets
we talked to strangers
we swapped books

Today

we broke a record
we built a house for a plasticine alien
we dismantled a car seat
we avoided the need to relearn division
we organised towels

Today

we gave kittens to fairies
we uncovered robots in disguise
we tap danced on the stage of excellence
we blended with an album cover
we found life in the bin

Today

we were attacked by a bush
we protected a spoon
we ironed out the wrinkles
we passed a secret test
we hooted with owls

Today

we pondered
we packed our lunch
we prevented a viral outbreak
we held on to our ears
we got a reward

Today

we were stalked by whales
we released an evil spirit
we stole a painting
we swam in horseradish sauce
we let down our hair

Today

we were blocked by copyrights
we made a playground for butterflies
we received official notification
we breathed a hairy sigh of relief
we continued the countdown

Today

we swapped shirts
we are very proud of Nadia
we avoided the dangerous mushrooms
we played on a glittery slide
we had raspberry kisses

Today

we put a hat on a cat
we befriended a zombie
we covered ourselves in gravy
we waited for someone to die
we let the phone ring

Today

we fixed a broken tomato
we called forth an army of toilet rollbots
we received a historical delivery
we sat with trolls
we painted the moon

Today

we self scanned
we doubted the presence of coconuts
we shared cat porn
we documented surgical procedures
we shook our asses

Today

we tweaked the game
we read someone's diary
we found a vampire in an egg
we changed the colour of the curtains
we gave advice

Today

we battled the forces of negativity
we rated vegetables
we defused a bomb
we smiled at the birth of beavers
we buried a spade

Today

we avoided the stress of weddings
we put on an almost naked fashion show
we purchased wooden sea creatures
we won gold, silver and bronze
we tangled typewriters

Today

we thanked a pair of ravens
we coated ourselves in red
we laughed at a man with a pea in his lung
we found a secret button
we chose maple leaves

Today

we saw a shower of meteors
we had a full medical
we mocked Christians
we added another colour to the game
we saved a snail

Today

we laughed at inappropriate things
we played in a tunnel
we did a raindance for Russia to help put out the fires
we killed a monster
we slept

Today

we spoke about ice cream
we painted our future
we booked tickets for an opera in Stockholm
we ruled the universe
we didn’t sleep

Today

we continued our blog
we left the TV switched off
we faced deadlines
we did a make it stop raining dance for Pakistan

Today

We started a blog
we left the TV switched off
we stared up into space