we played croquet
we patronised a bunny rabbit
we cleaned our throats with bleach
we mourned the death of a transvestite
we shared a hair band
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Today
we tickled a hippo
we sang through a letterbox
we were visited by the tooth fairy
we announced the wrong winner
we threw snowballs into a fire
we sang through a letterbox
we were visited by the tooth fairy
we announced the wrong winner
we threw snowballs into a fire
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Today
we danced with leaves
we cleaned our glasses in a fish tank
we quoted a Roman
we grew a plant in a shoe
we befriended a cockroach
we cleaned our glasses in a fish tank
we quoted a Roman
we grew a plant in a shoe
we befriended a cockroach
Monday, September 27, 2010
Today
we popped pills
we were turned away by Noah
we put a wall in a door
we celebrated St Lucia
we shredded potatoes
we were turned away by Noah
we put a wall in a door
we celebrated St Lucia
we shredded potatoes
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Today
we removed our faces
we gave a necklace to a dwarf
we were shot in the leg by a dog
we had blind man’s soup
we got there in the end
we gave a necklace to a dwarf
we were shot in the leg by a dog
we had blind man’s soup
we got there in the end
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Today
we read brainwaves
we were boarded by pirates
we rolled in the hay
we cooked a witch in the oven
we spoke to a fish
we were boarded by pirates
we rolled in the hay
we cooked a witch in the oven
we spoke to a fish
Friday, September 24, 2010
Today
we followed a melody
we opened tins with a laser
we got stabbed in the bottom by a Viking
we polished our trophies
we staked a claim
we opened tins with a laser
we got stabbed in the bottom by a Viking
we polished our trophies
we staked a claim
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Today
we re-animated dead tissue
we learned to use a knife and fork
we dried our nails with a monkey
we smeared our mouths with blood
we hid in a mousehole
we learned to use a knife and fork
we dried our nails with a monkey
we smeared our mouths with blood
we hid in a mousehole
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Today
we surfed into a volcano
we almost sewed six shirts
we made peace with a sultan
we teleported to the supermarket
we wobbled a tooth
we almost sewed six shirts
we made peace with a sultan
we teleported to the supermarket
we wobbled a tooth
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Today
we dabbled with genetics
we activated the magic amulet
we looked for a leopard
we flushed our hair in the toilet
we collected rings
we activated the magic amulet
we looked for a leopard
we flushed our hair in the toilet
we collected rings
Monday, September 20, 2010
Today
we sang for our supper
we were sedated by a nurse
we shook a feathery pillow
we entered the dreams of a psychopath
we sat on a hat
we were sedated by a nurse
we shook a feathery pillow
we entered the dreams of a psychopath
we sat on a hat
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Today
we voted for change
we put a cat in a teapot
we worried about a lollipop man
we had delusions of grandeur
we bled into a well
we put a cat in a teapot
we worried about a lollipop man
we had delusions of grandeur
we bled into a well
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Today
we contracted cholera
we entered the seventh dimension
we found water in the desert
we partied with a bar of chocolate
we popped our cheeks
we entered the seventh dimension
we found water in the desert
we partied with a bar of chocolate
we popped our cheeks
Friday, September 17, 2010
Today
we purchased a hearse
we defeated the grasshoppers
we put on leather masks
we raised the age of criminality
we melted cheese
we defeated the grasshoppers
we put on leather masks
we raised the age of criminality
we melted cheese
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Today
we talked about the weather
we glued a dragon back together
we solved a nefarious conundrum
we discovered a green suitcase
we criticised the Pope
we glued a dragon back together
we solved a nefarious conundrum
we discovered a green suitcase
we criticised the Pope
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Today
we hid under a cask
we gave ice cream to a pregnant nun
we counted all the trees
we learnt new words
we burnt a flag
we gave ice cream to a pregnant nun
we counted all the trees
we learnt new words
we burnt a flag
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Today
we lost a sea snail
we were warmed by a trumpet
we were force fed in a stable
we suffocated in the bathroom
we faked accents
we were warmed by a trumpet
we were force fed in a stable
we suffocated in the bathroom
we faked accents
Monday, September 13, 2010
Today
we pretended to be dumb
we were cast into Satan’s pit
we listened to a Welsh lullaby
we were bored by a rooster
we sold our sperm
we were cast into Satan’s pit
we listened to a Welsh lullaby
we were bored by a rooster
we sold our sperm
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Today
we lost a golden ball
we struck a deal with the mafia
we delivered a speech about teapots
we received one hundred Christmas cards
we defrosted a quiche
we struck a deal with the mafia
we delivered a speech about teapots
we received one hundred Christmas cards
we defrosted a quiche
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Today
we wore plastic pearls
we put a bomb in a pony
we had our knees touched
we escaped from prison
we diced some bacon
we put a bomb in a pony
we had our knees touched
we escaped from prison
we diced some bacon
Friday, September 10, 2010
Today
we fished on dry land
we carbonated bodily fluids
we had lunch with a kazoo
we castigated a dragon
we shot a red kite
we carbonated bodily fluids
we had lunch with a kazoo
we castigated a dragon
we shot a red kite
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Today
we smeared mud on our hair
we were held hostage
we rode on a rusty rollercoaster
we put a balloon in the microwave
we cursed at the devil
we were held hostage
we rode on a rusty rollercoaster
we put a balloon in the microwave
we cursed at the devil
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Today
we parked on the grass
we danced the Hokey Cokey
we met the tin man
we chased an ice cream van
we smuggled turtles
we danced the Hokey Cokey
we met the tin man
we chased an ice cream van
we smuggled turtles
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Today
we planted some seeds
we jumped over a tennis ball
we poached our tits
we lusted for blood
we got free coffee
we jumped over a tennis ball
we poached our tits
we lusted for blood
we got free coffee
Monday, September 6, 2010
Today
we threw eggs
we sat on a table
we gobbled up a beech tree
we made a purrfect pun
we bathed in a fountain
we sat on a table
we gobbled up a beech tree
we made a purrfect pun
we bathed in a fountain
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Today
we dressed up as penguins
we threw ourselves in front of a train
we performed ballet in the park
we drained a lawnmower
we made pink pancakes
we threw ourselves in front of a train
we performed ballet in the park
we drained a lawnmower
we made pink pancakes
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Today
we activated the cloning machine
we were fingered by strawberries
we put a satellite on the moon
we wrapped up seven tongues in a handkerchief
we went to the circus
we were fingered by strawberries
we put a satellite on the moon
we wrapped up seven tongues in a handkerchief
we went to the circus
Friday, September 3, 2010
Today
we were cast out of the kingdom
we sang underneath a lemon tree
we were propositioned by an Indian
we changed someone’s name
we wished for a piglet
we sang underneath a lemon tree
we were propositioned by an Indian
we changed someone’s name
we wished for a piglet
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Today
we sent social services to the castle
we looked forward to a monsoon
we found God in a pillow factory
we received a postcard from a horse
we lost a sock
we looked forward to a monsoon
we found God in a pillow factory
we received a postcard from a horse
we lost a sock
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Today
we ended a war
we were amused by a Russian
we drowned a wolf in a trough
we were threatened by a flaming skull
we stayed in a mootel
we were amused by a Russian
we drowned a wolf in a trough
we were threatened by a flaming skull
we stayed in a mootel
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